"Here's a diet plan for you. One bump right after you wake up, and another bump every 15 minutes for the rest of your life. This way you don't have to worry about having a sensible dinner."
- Ron Bennington
Site revamp coming again, just because I have all that free time. /sarcasm off.
Election '08
"Come on....NOBODY is voting Republican this time around. The only way another republican is getting elected is if the Democrats put up a ticket with like, a black man or a woman on it."
*5 second pause*
Hysterical Laughter from all parties
If you don't get why this is funny, just close the browser and go away.